Category: Funny Shayari

Leave Application by a kid- O my master Wen I cum rain water chhamm chhamm leh mera fisal gya dhadam niche my bag & upar was hum isliye 2day i cannot cum…

‘Learn to appreciate art,’ I told my girlfriend. She said, ‘How could I appreciate you, then?’

Law Of Answering In ‘If U Can’t Convince Someone, Confuse Them!’ Do U Know Which Law It Is? This Is ‘Law Of Answering In Examination’…:-)

law of conversion of knowledge, according to this law, knowledge before the lecture and after the lecture always remains constant…..

Last night i had a dream,I was talking 2 an Angel,I asked him’why i have a friend like you?’He replied..’Sab tery apny gunahon ki saza hai..

Last nite some devils came running 2 my room, they wanted 2 trouble good people. I gave ur name & address. they said, oh no, v cant disturb r BOSS…!!

Larki jab saray kapray utar daiti hy to kia hota hy? ………..Taar khali ho jati hy..

Larrnay say muhabbat barrti hai ‘FRAZ’ Ye keh kr woh shakhs mujhy ‘WATTA’ maar geya.

larki boli:-Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,Mohabbhat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.Larka bola:-Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sotarin ka kya hoga,Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sotarin ka kya hoga,Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega, Chand Lamhon Men Exam Sar Pe Ajayega, Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo, Warna Paas Kia Munna Bhai Karwae Ga!