Category: Funny Shayari

Marketing lessons:You propose a girl-Directing Marketing.You propose on phone-Tele Marketing.Girl slaps you after proposal-Customer Feedback

MAREEN DRIVE ka nazara na hota, CHOPATI ka kinara na hota, ye ajkal ki kudiyaan fashion na karti, PAHTAN ka munda awara na hota, magar ye PATHAN ka munda awara na hota to ajkal ki kudiyaan ka guzaara na hota

Mar Bhi Jaun To Usko Khabar Nahi DenaFARAZ!!!Agar Wo Aa Gaya To Biryani Khatam Ho Jayegi! 🙂

Mantra for prevention of AIDS:- ‘Its better to try different positions with the same woman than try the same position with different women!’

Mangta hun toh deti nahi ho JAWAB MERI BAAT KA Deti ho toh khada ho jata hai ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA Kyun bolti ho k dheere se daalo BALON ME PHOOL GULAB KA

Manmohanji ki priorty, 1)all sardar jokes banned, 2)12 nahi bajenge, 11 ke baad 1 bajega, 3) bolo tara ra ra will be national anthem.

Mango ki khushbu, water melon ki bahar, garmi ka mousam Aane ko taiyyar, thodi si masti, thoda sa pyar, cotton ke kapde karlo taiyar.HAPPY SUMMER.

Mango Orange Apple Banana which is sweet?Guess!Don’t know?ye sab SWEET nahin FRUIT hain..Sweet tay Main aaan..

Mandir Se Roj Nai Chappal Pahen Kr Aate Ho,Muft Ka Prasad B Zeb Bhr Kr Late Ho, Apko-Apke Huner Ki Kasam,Btao Mere Sms Kitno Ko bhej kr nam kmate ho

Manchester united mein khelta hain rooney ……… Manchester united mein khelta hian rooney…….daya pata lagao aakhir kya chahta hain yeh khoonee!!!!!!!……..