Category: Funny Shayari

Mandhir main Joota Utaarte Waqt aur Kisi ko Miss Call Marte Waqt, Bas Ek hi Dar Rehta hai,Koi Utha Na le…!

Man

Manager: Sorry, but I can’t give you a job. I don’t need much help. Job Applicant: That’s all right. In fact I’m just the right person in this case. You will see, I won’t be of much help anyway!!

Man wishes to fly like a bird, sing klike cuckoo, dance like a peacock,swim like a fish,But man dosnt wish to live like a man’

Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden! Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it Within three days, you can keep it.

Man is a head of the family,woman is a neck of the family,kyunki gardan jahan chahey head ko kahin bhi ghuma sakti hai.

Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born

Man b4 marage: Roses r red, Violets r blue believe it or not im mad 4u. After marage Roses r dead,im blue u make me mad some day ill kill u.

MALUM HAI BAPU NE BOLA, EK BAAR SMS KA REPLY NAHI AAYA TO DUSRA KARNEKA. DOSTI ME KISISE PANGA NAHI LANE KA. REPLY KAR KA BOLNE KA

MALOOM HAI AAP BAHUT BUSY HO……………….IS LIYA KUCH NHI LIKHA WARNA AAP KO PADHNA PADTA