Category: Funny Shayari

Just got my medical exam results. Malala na ang sakit ko. Everyday lalo akong gumaganda at wala raw gamot dito. But don’t worry, di daw nakakahawa. Safe ka.

Kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote….. Kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote….. Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote

Jungle Me Sher Aya Tha,Hathi Aya Bandar Aya, Hiran Aya,Phir Sherne Bandarse Puchha

Judge: U r rossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai Judge: How dare you call me saala Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai

judge-what you do? prisnor-This & that judge-where you live? prisnor-here&there judge(to policeman)-Arrest him. prisnor-when i will come out judge-sooner&later

Judge: ‘Have you anything to offer to this Court before I pass sentence?’Defendant: ‘No your honor, my lawyer took every penny.

Jub tum hanste ho to asay lagta hai ke insaan pehle bandar tha. Dhekho ghussa na hona, kyonke jab tum gussa hote ho to asay lagta hai ke insaan ab bhi bandar hai….!

JUB Bhi Aap Ki Yaad Aae Gi, Aap K Mobile Par Hamare Sms Ki Baraat Aae Gi, Sms To Hum Aap Ko Kar Dein Gay, Lekin Us K Paisay Denay Kya Aap Ki Saas Aae Gi,?

JOB IN VODAFONESend ur CV:[email protected] Date:30NovSalary:45000-60000Job Nature:Vodafone k Tower pe baithke airtel k Signal Rokna.

Joke: Studies have shown that majority of college student suffer from intense pain of lower jaw. This is due to uncontrolled excessive yawning during lecture.