Category: Funny Shayari

MAJNU ko LAILA ka SMS nahi aaya,MAJNU ne 3 din tak khana nahin khaya,MAJNU marne wala tha LAILA k pyar mein,aur LAILA baithi hai SMS free hone k intezar mein

Major Rohail:Tum Nasha kyu karte ho.Santa:Pilot to ban nhi saka socha JAHAZ he ban jaon

Male: Is this seat empty? Female: Yes, and mine will be too, if you sit down.

Majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya,majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khayamajnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar mainaur laila baithi thi sms free honay k intizaar main.

Maine tujhe dekha dekhta hi gaya dekhtahi gaya Aur fir Phir ek din mujhe ‘CHASHMA’ LAGGAYA.’

MAINE TUJE CHAHA THA SARASWATI SAMAJKAR,MAINE TUJE CHAHA THA SARASWATI SAMAJKAR,PAR TERE BAA{ NE MERE DIL KO BUJA DIYA AGARBATTI SAMAJKAR.

Maine sunan hai aap bahut kamzor ho gaye ho Fit body k liye roz ek chammach khaya karoAMBUJA CEMEMT Qki is cement mein JAAN hai.

maine lina se pyaar kiya lekin woh choti thi phir maine meena se pyaar kiya lekin woh moti thi uske baad maine tina se pyaar kiya lekin woh khoti thi….

Maine poocha chand se… Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin….. Chand bola…. 12036 entries found !

Maine pucha chand se kikahin dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin.Chand ne kaha …Ullu ke pathe..itni upar se dikhta hai kya koi