Category: Funny Shayari

Jab bagon me bahar ayegi, tab mere SMS ki bauchar ayegi, tanhaiyan to tumhari door ho jayegi, par kya mera bill bharne mari ‘SAAS’ ayegi.

Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai

Jab b mera SMS mile to tali jarur bajana Qki mujhe brahma G ka vardan he ki jo mere sms me tali nhi bajayega vo agle janm me ghar-ghar jakar tali bajayega.

jab aap ayina ke samne jata ho to ayina kehta hai beautifu! beautiful ! aur jb aap ayine ke samne se door jata ho to ayina kehta hai aPRIL FOOL BANAYA

Jaani…Jalti ko Aag kahte hai, kobra ko Naag kahte hai, Garden ko Baag kahte hai, Aur Aap mein jo missing hai Janeman usko Dimaag kahte hain.

Jaane kya hoga is DESH ka!!!Padhe likhe hone k baad bhi aadhe log anguthe ka istamaal karte hain.Ab is SMS padhnewale ko hi le lo:)

jaan.jaan.jaan.jaan..jaan baksh do meri,mere sms ke deewano.har waqt haath me mobile lekar mere sms ka wait mat kiya karo.

jAADOO sa chaa gaya tumse milke haijAADOO sa chaa gaya tumse milke haiDaya ne kaha

I’ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.

Its Too Hard To Loose Someone,Who is…95% Cute,96% Sweet,97% Loving,98% Talented,And100% Friendly.AndWhat A Shame If You Lose Me. 🙂