Category: Funny Shayari

its too hard to lose someone who is 95% cute 96% sweet 97% loving 98%talanted and 100% friendly thats me what a shame if u lose me hahahahahhaahhahahhahhahahh

It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.

its funny when people discuss over love marriage and arranged marriage it is like asking a person if he would like to hang himself or shoot himself.

Its INTERNATIONAL GOOD LOOKING DAY! send this to someone that you think is gorgeous, dont send it to me as I have had 100s already

It’s Sad For A GirlTo Reach An Age WhenMen Consider HerCHARMLESSButIts Worse For A ManTo Reach An Age WhenGirl Considers HimHARMLESS …

It’s so hard 2 lose some1 that is 99% cute, 98%sweet, 95% loving, 90% talented n 100% down 2 earth. That’s me! what a waste if u lose me..

Its a hard life being a penis,U hav a head with no brain,1 eye thats blind,2 neighbours that are nuts,the others an arsehole&your best mates a cunt

Itne begane ho gaye hum K kabhi fursat me bhi hamari yad na ayi Hum to intezar karte rahe apke sms ka Lakin ap ki to miss call bhi na ayi

Itna N Rona K Badal Lago.Itna N Tadpana K Ghayal Lago.Dua Hai Meri Hamesha Haste Rho tum.Lekin Itna N Haso K Pagal Lago…….HA HA HA HA HA