Category: Funny Shayari

It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner*.’What are my choices?’ he asked.’Yes or No,’ she replied.

It takes patience to keep a nagging wife; fortune to keep an ambitious wife; four eyes to keep a pretty wife.

It Is A Challenge For You..Ap Kabhie Bhi Kar Nahi Sakte..Himmat Hai To Kar Le Dikhao……Mere Number Pe 100 Ka Load… ;->

It is not the presence of someone that brings meaning 2 life, but it?s the way, someone touches ur heart, which gives life a beautiful meaning!

Iss duniya mein bewafaaon ki koi kami nahi… Ab SURAJ ko hi dekh lo… aata hai USHA k saath, rahta hai KIRAN k saath aur jata hai SANDHYA k saath

isko keahte he………………………mera sms padhne ka junoon…!!!!ha ha ha ha

Ishq mohabbat to hazaro karte hai, Gum aue Judai se sabhi darte hai, Hum to na ishq karte hai na mohabbat bus dost ki ek smyle ke liye SMS karte hai.

Ishq me jindagi brbad na karwa lena,mummy ke armano ko khak me na mila dena, jo paise ghar se sabji lane ko mile h,unse kisi ka recharge na krwa dena.

Ishq main yeh anjaam paaya haiHaath pair tute, muh se khun aaya haiHospital pauhnche to nurson ne farmaya

Ishq Me Barbadi Na Karva Lena , Apni Mummy Ke Arman Khak Me Na Mila Dena, Jo Paise Ghar Se Sabji Lene Ko Diye Hai. Unse girlfriend ka Reacharge na kara dena .