Category: Funny Shayari

Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do,1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,

IPL Ki Match Dekh K Logo Ko Maza Aa Raha HeIPL Ki Match Dekh K Logo Ko Maza Aa Raha HeOr12 Saal Se DAYA Ek Hi QUALISChala Raha Hai

Irade pakke ho to hoti nahi haar!Irade pakke ho to hoti nahi haar!ACP bola, Daya, send him behind the bar!!!

Interviewer:Whats d relation bw Earth & Moon?Santa:Brother & SisterInter:How?Santa:Earth Darthi mata n Moon Chanda Mama.

Instrument engineer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

‘Insan Ki 4-MAA HoTi hen’1-apki apni maa.2-NANI MAA3-DADI MAA4-W0 Jis k Bary Mei ammI RaT Ko KehTi hEnYe 12-BajY kaY Baad Teri Kon C MAA Ka Fone Ata hy.

Insan Ki Sab Se Ziada Kab Hat’ti Hai?Guess Karo…Nahi Pata?Jab Koi Mehnga Tareen,Genuine Mobile Le Kar Betha Ho,OrKoi Aa Kar Keh De.’China’ Ka Hai. 🙂

Insaan k andar message padne ka itna bada kida hota hai ki chahe us pagal stupid fool bevcoof nalayak ko kitni bhi gaali pad rahi ho niche tak padta zata hai.

Insaan ki kamyaabi uski pehli biwi ki wajah se hoti hai, Aur uski doosri biwi uski kamyabi ki wajah se hoti hai.

Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment… warm b’coz AC doesn’t work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50