Category: Funny Shayari

Imagine.. Urself in a boat which is sinking,sharks n crocodiles all around u!What can u do 2 save urself???oye budhbak…very simple ‘stop IMAGINING’!!

I’m not sure what life could bring you. I’m not sure if dreams do come true. I’m not sure what love can do. But I’m sure about one thing. Cute tayo.

I’m so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!… I didn’t know I’ve influenced you that much!

I’m sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you’re a grownup, I have one ….. What happened?

I’m getting married next month. There would be a small party and only a few people will be invited. Don’t bring any gift. Just bring someone to MARRY ME !

‘I’m never going to work for that man again’ ‘Why, what did he say?’ ‘You’re fired’

im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me ‘possession of good looks’.i’m doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

Im at the PoliceStation now.The Police caught me n filed a case against me.’POSESION OF A GORGEOUS FACE’ i’mdoomed. Its all True,Wat should I do

Ik larki thi deewani si Mobile lay kay chalti thi Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujh se Mujh se poocha karti thi ON kaise hota hai? yeh ON kaise hota hai?

iiiiiiiiiiiiii?Agar ‘i’ hai toh Bathroom jaao na,Shor kyu macha rahe ho..