Category: Mazahiya Shayari

Yun Pakistan Se Dushmani Achi Nahi INDIA. Bachiyan Teri Jawan Hain, Kuch To Khayal Kar. 🙂

Young Generation Ki Dua: Oh my GOD oh my MOLA Give me one TOYOTA ya COROLLA A Mobile NOKIA ya MOTROLA God I’m alone in your Whole World. So Please Give me one GIRL Friend who has age of SOLA. But the Girl should be HOT and SHOLA.

Yeh Alif Bay Pay Parh kar A to Z kehte hain, Hum Inko Pagal, Yeh hamay MAD kehte hain, Chalo Ammi ko to Mummy, Lekin Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hain.

Ye Zaroori To Nahi K Aag Se Jal Jaye Insaan. . . . . . . . Kuch Log To Mujhe Dekh K Bhi Jal Jatay Hain. 🙂 He He He He.

Ye Paad Waad Koi Buri Cheez Nahi Hai Dost! Bus Soonghnay Walay Ka Mizaaj Acha Hona Chahiye. 🙂 All Izz Well.

Ye Beth kar Tanha Sochta Hon Wasi….. . . . Khatam Ho gai Zindagi, Bachi koi na Phansi.

Ye baat samajh main aai nai, Ammi ne mujhe samjhai nai, Main kese methi baten keron? Jab maine mithai khai nai? Jab billi sher ki khala hai, Phir humne ise kyon pala hai? Kya sher bohat nalayak hai? Jo khala ko mar nikala hai, Ye baat samajh main aai nai, Kyon lambe baal hain bhalu…

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi aur ammi ne samjhayi nahi, Mein kaise meethi baat karun? Jab koi meethayi khaayi nahi, ye chanda kaisa mamu hai? Jab ammi ka woh bhai nahi? kiu lambay baal hai bhaalu ke? Kiu us ki tind karayi nahi? Kya woh bhi ganja bacha hai? Ya jungle mein koi naai…

Woh Jo Sadiyon Se Khamosh Thi, Kisi Paththar Ki Tarah… Ek He Chamaat Main, Gandi Gandi Gaaliyan Dene Lagi. 🙂

Woh bathroom mein baithe thay maikhana samajh ke Wah Wah Wah Woh bathroom mein baithe thay maikhana samajh ke Lotay ka Paani pi gaye paimana samajh ke.