Category: Mazahiya Shayari

Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi.. Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi… Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim… Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi… hihihi

Jiddat ke is Dour Main Shaadi ho Lahore Main. Pyari si ik Biwi Ho Jaise rangeen TV Ho. Gol Matol Se Saalay Hon Jaise Dahi ke Pyaalay Hon. Pyari si ik Saali Ho Biwi ke Baad Ghar Wali Ho. Pehni Us Ne Saari Ho Jaise Nai Gaari Ho. Aisa Us Ka Roop Ho Jaise Chamakti…

Jeet K B Haar Gaya Mai Pyar Ki Baazi Yaaro Main Uska DEVDAS Tha Wo thi Meri PAARO Wo Guzar Gai Pas Se Nazar B Na Milai Q K I was on Cycle & She was in PIJARO. 🙂

Jeet k b haar gaya main Pyar ki baazi yaaro, Main uska DEVDAS tha woh meri PARO, Woh guzar gai paas se nazar tak na milai, Kyon k main Cycle pe tha, Uske paas thi Pijaaro.

Jahan Ki Khilwat Me Zulul Ayega Gam-E-Tohin Se Kubul Nahi Ayega Maklul Ki Ibrat Hai Ye Qurfa Ghalib Damag Phat Jayega Per Shair Samjh Nahi Ayega.

Jahan Dosti wahan Aitebar Jahan Aitebar wahan Mohabbat Jahan Mohabbat wahan Judai Jahan Judai wahan Dard Jahan Dard wahan . . . . 2 Goli DISPRIN

Jab teri yaad aati hai toilet main beth kar ro lete hain, Jab lauta Aansuon se bhar jata hai to usi se chootar dho lete hain.

Jab Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish, Jism main Muslasal ho gai Hai Kharish, Kuch Machcharon, Khatmaloon ki Bhi Hai Wajah, Begum ne Bistra Alag Karney Ki, kee Hai Guzarish. 🙂

Jab se begum ne mujhe Murgha bana rakha hai, Maine nazron ki tarha sir bhi jhuka rakha hai, Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kyon ho? Maine dho dho k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai, Roz leti hai woh talashi woh Police ki manind. Pochti hai kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai. Woh duniya main…

Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko… Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga. 🙂